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My friend is getting plunged against his will and we recorded this moment to share with others and embarrass him.
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On occasion, when my parents or other
older family members would fall asleep in the living room,
I would sit or place vices on them and promptly take a picture.
For instance, I would take empty beer cans or a half-empty
bottle of tequila and place them on my dad's stomach before
snapping a photo. After developing the film, I would threaten
him by saying I would show the rest of the family what a
drunk he was. I also placed cigarettes in my mother's mouth
and hands (she is a non-smoker) for a quick photo op. At
other times I piled garbage on top of them as they slept
on the couch. More than anything it was just a game that
I played to entertain myself and if by amusing myself it
irritated them, so much the better.
Another variation on this joke is to take pictures of your friends or family when they are feeling and looking their worst. No one likes to look bad in a photograph, so why not take advantage of this and snap a photo when they just wake up from a rough night out on the town. If you can get a photo of someone who drank too much while they are praying to the porcelain God, you have struck gold my friend. Create a sign out of poster board and set it on top of the person before taking their picture. Such signs might read: "Hung Over" or "I'm a lazy piece of shit."
Pictures should be taken in any situation where your friends might be embarrassed or humiliated if others saw it. Basically, you are just trying to take a photo of your friends or family when they are at their worst and point it out to them later for your own benefit. Try framing the photo to display on your wall, making it into a shirt, blowing it up to poster size, or mail it out as a greeting card to all your mutual friends at Christmas. If you do create a greeting card, make it look like the person you are trying to abuse sent it out and not you.
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